Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
My legs feel like baby dolphins
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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