I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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