Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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