Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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