"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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