I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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