god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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