i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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