youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Watching her eat just hurts me
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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