She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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