I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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