You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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