So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
what the fuck happened to the tacos
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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