is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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