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I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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