I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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