Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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