if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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