just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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