If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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