there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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