Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
third nipple confirmed
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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