too bad you live with your parents still
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Be still, my beating vagina.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
NoShamevember. You game?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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