He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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