in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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