Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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