I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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