Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
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