oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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