Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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