Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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