I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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