saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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