I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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