there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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