So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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