He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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