But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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