I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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