This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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