The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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