dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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