DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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