Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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