I am puke
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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