I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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