wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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