everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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