I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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