I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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